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What did you do during your lunch break today? I found the one ring that rules us all, hid it the only place befitting such a ring, and wrote a clue for the owner of the ring in Elvish:

If you can't read Elvish (or my attempt at it), it says:

"The one ring is safe in the

clutches of an immortalized

denizen of the deep

~MZ"

Obviously, the only "denizen of the deep" deserving of such an honor is this bronze beauty (remember meeting him here?):

 "My precious!!!!"

(Props to Pat Barry for figuring out the message!)